Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HAPPY 2009 EVERYONE!!!!! Make it a fun one!! I know I will ;)
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome 2009!!! Remember that this is a new year... everything is new ENJOY!!!
I need to know of a good SharePoint 2007 question and answer site or discussion board? - http://ping.fm/kPoMo
I need to know of a good SharePoint 2007 question and answer site or discussion board? - http://ping.fm/kPoMo

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Is there a utility or piece of equipment that will test a Mother Board to see if it is in working order?- http://ping.fm/4bxJK

Monday, December 29, 2008

I made it to Purple Belt on Mahalo Answers!!!! WOO HOO for me ;) http://ping.fm/OVvex
Back at work :( Who has this week off too? Not me :(

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Listening to the Best of the 80's on Sky.fm at http://ping.fm/c0ZYs..

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Listening to Kylie Minogue, Nelly Furtado, Katy Perry and She & Him and Flickr'ing Sanctuary Pics at http://ping.fm/c0ZYs... I know, I know crazy combo huh?? ;)
Watching 24 Season 1 Ep 1 at http://ping.fm/c0ZYs
Off to see the wizard... the one with drugs (for my wife, who is sicky)... poor Jessica

Thursday, December 18, 2008

check out http://ping.fm/PK0Ec - it has a lot offer!!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Mahalo has a great new site called Mahalo Answers: http://ping.fm/PK0Ec
Check it out!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

I am very excited about Mahalo's Project A on Dec. 15th, 2008!! I can't wait!!! :) RE: From @JasonCalacanis : http://ping.fm/uZYuS

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

School's out for the winter!!! AND I PASSED MY DB CLASS!!! WOO HOO FOR ME!!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

World of Workcraft - http://ping.fm/QbttQ - LOL
OMG TO FUNNY - Troops (Cops/Star Wars): http://ping.fm/JL1UG

Monday, December 8, 2008

Just finished watching Eagle Eye... I liked it... little corny at the end... but still good!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Just finished watching: http://ping.fm/SQOBI

Hallmark's Front of the Class

Starring Patricia Heaton and Treat Williams, Hallmark Hall of Fame presents the triumphant story of Brad Cohen, a man who overcomes incredible obstacles to become a gifted teacher.

When he was growing up, Brad started making funny noises - all the time. Only Brad (and his supportive mother) knew he couldn't control it. He was teased, misunderstood and punished for disrupting class.

By the time he is diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome, Brad has learned to hate school. When an understanding school principal offers encouragement, amazingly, Brad decides to become a teacher - the teacher he never had. But who in their right mind would put someone with Tourette's in front of the class?

Even after 24 schools turned him down, Brad refused to give up. Discover what happens when one school finally gives him a chance. Brad Cohen's resilience and determination changed his life. His story may change yours.
So, people of planet earth, what's up?

Thursday, December 4, 2008

FUNNY: The Internet is DOWN!! : http://ping.fm/OxruC

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Greetings and Salutations World! How are you today??

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Morning planet earth !!!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Just saw Bolt: http://ping.fm/CgEsl great family flick :)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving my friends!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Hello I'm in your monitor!! http://ping.fm/KvJNp

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

off to a meeting... wish me luck :)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

just spent some quality time with my lovely bride! we were being creative for christmas. these are the times why i love her so!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

XBOX NXE will happen soon!!! http://ping.fm/7xEDi

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Why do Monday's have to occur in the first place???

Friday, November 14, 2008

Just have to say. I loves my family!!!
TGIF

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Why does work hurt my brain???

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Hello world there's a song...

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

President Barack Obama is on stage! Welcome!!!
OBAMA WINS!!!!! 2008!!!! PRESIDENT!!!!

Monday, November 3, 2008

McCain QVC Open for SNL http://ping.fm/laXPG
Ben Affleck Brilliant as Overdone Keith Olbermann - http://ping.fm/5cemd
WoW Obama vs McCain Video - http://ping.fm/yFT6f
http://publius.org/ - Great site to check your voter registration!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

ALL HOMEWORK IS DONE.. for this week :) 6 more weeks and I am DONE!!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

I know I keep saying this.... I HATE DOING HOMEWORK!!! Why did I choose do this again???

Friday, October 31, 2008

http://ping.fm/2n7Yk - MI Humane Society Adopt A Pet Day
Halloween Candy

yum
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

2.179 per gallon

yes!! about time!!
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ooops the link did not come through http://is.gd/5g8X
If you are a fan of Happy Days, The Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and/or Henry Winkler… you will love this!!! http://ping.fm/gqg16

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

PLEASE VOTE ON NOV. 4th, 2008 - http://ping.fm/RyUHE

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

my new favorite album!! She & Him : http://ping.fm/ShYnl
http://ping.fm/KBQUr - OBAMA IS BEAUTIFUL WORLD!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

one more time: Added some new pics for "Sanctuary For All" here http://is.gd/4TgN and http://is.gd/4TgV they are the same in both locations :)
remind me to NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! take two classes again at the same time!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Saturday, October 25, 2008

anyone wanna do my homework for me??? i'll give ya a dollar :)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

I just got back from DC... I may have to go back next week :(
trip to DC #1

out the airplane window
trip to DC #2

out the window #2
washington monument #1

zooming by the monument on the way to the airport
washington monument #2

still zoom by.....
trip to Detroit #1

mountains
trip to Detroit #2

more mountains
what city is this??

can you tell me?
still don't know what city?

I sure don't know
the citys airport

what city is this??
here's another city

can you guess?
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

star trek

reading material for my trip to DC
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

from the heart

from my girls
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http://ping.fm/fkRgT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHY WHY
3 red lights of death

why why why why
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Monday, October 20, 2008

Qwitter should it stay or should it go?? http://ping.fm/0qnSe
Lon Harris @lons has something he needs to say: http://ping.fm/8BP6r

Sunday, October 19, 2008

I liked what I heard in this video: http://ping.fm/68T9H
GM Ren Cen

Ren Cen at nite
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Detroit at sunset

Out the elevator window at the Ren Cen
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I am off to spend some quality time with my girls :)

Saturday, October 18, 2008

HTML homework done... now time for bed! DB homework tomorrow :(

Friday, October 17, 2008

my connected work station

Could I be any more connected?
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just spent the last 13 hours at work... i am really tired... can i go home yet??????????????????????????????????????????????

Thursday, October 16, 2008

BERLIN!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

please come and listen: http://ping.fm/ktEKO

Saturday, October 11, 2008

nite all!!! i will live the lite on for ya :) at : http://ping.fm/xKjSc
Broadcasting live now! #drupal theming workshop #gandg @Rob_Feature http://ping.fm/xKjSc or http://ping.fm/GHr6M

Friday, October 10, 2008

@Lons @cksthree @JasonCalacanis @markjeffrey great job guys!! nice write up http://is.gd/3PCP check out the new Mahalo http://is.gd/3PCX

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Detroit

out my window
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Larry's Head

This is a test of PixelPipe
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Here is the Obama McCain Belmont Debate transcript: http://ping.fm/o4i2Q

Saturday, October 4, 2008

what ever you do in life, remember this one thing! tomorrow will be a better day!!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

T minus 3 hours and 48 minutes http://ping.fm/RVl1D

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

please watch and register to vote!!! http://ping.fm/zVygL

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I created a Facebook group for "Sanctuary For All" http://ping.fm/KSj8Q a new SciFi series coming out on Friday Oct 3rd, 2008 JOIN US :)
what do you think of @jasoncalacanis 's blog post? http://ping.fm/Z83TW i liked it!

Monday, September 29, 2008

life, liberty and pursuit of... what are you in pursuit of???

Friday, September 26, 2008

waiting for newsgang live (gillmor gang) to start http://ping.fm/ktEKO and going to install SQL 2008 in about 10 minutes

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

watching HEROes at NBC.com... WOO HOO i know i am couple days late :)
so did we play nice yesterday?? well, hello world, there is a song i am singing!! YES, I am happy :)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Google and T-Mobile Team up http://ping.fm/gDm4R
good morning planet earth!!! i am glad to see that we are still here today :) let's play nice :)

Sunday, September 21, 2008

http://ping.fm/ND8N8 and use "stasis" as your gate code you could get in the gate :)
http://ping.fm/aBDMh is awesome and if you go here:

Saturday, September 20, 2008

ok... messed around with my accounts for an hour now on http://www.ping.fm... time for bed... i will do home work tomorrow
the new http://www.twitter.com interface is nice... since i use twhirl so much... i never get over here to look at it much
ok, just added about 10 more sites to http://www.ping.fm this is kinda fun :)
testing one, two, three!! is ping.fm still alive :)

Monday, August 4, 2008

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k+L

Saturday, July 26, 2008

anyone know of a cheap (free) service that will transcribe audio and/or video

Friday, July 25, 2008

Please come and watch our Web 2.0 Conference brought to us by GeeksAndGod.com http://ping.fm/reA98

Thursday, July 24, 2008

attending a web 2.0 conference in michigan: http://ping.fm/trd1L

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

morning world... there's a song that I am singing... come everyone, get happy :)

Thursday, July 17, 2008

i need to know something... why do we subject ourselves to this thing called the internet? we give and give and give and it takes and takes and takes... what do we get in return? blurry eyes :)
listening to: http://ping.fm/ktEKO
from my little friend ping.fm: Tell your friends about Ping.fm! Tell them to use code "thispingsforyou" so they can get in on the beta action!
iPhone and Exchange - everyone still like it?? it's been 7 days... any horror stories?

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Off to see Hancock!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

anyone know how to unlock the toolbar for the new FireFox 3?

Friday, June 13, 2008

Anyone know of any good books about Drupal. Also any good sites for beginners? Joomla too Thanks!
please give Mahalo Daily a Digg or two :) http://ping.fm/yMbZa
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

2002 The Next Link Odyssey - http://ping.fm/WjrIm

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ok, I am trying something new (again)… this time, it is a Seesmic/Mahalo/ConnectedGeek.net conversation :) http://ping.fm/iTAUm

Monday, June 2, 2008

Disqus + Seesmic - I finally got these two working together; however, I don’t get enough traffic on my site to test… can someone please post a couple comments and/or a Seesmic video? - http://ping.fm/lDq6F

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Off to the park with my kids!!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Calacanis Model - Entrepreneurial Insanity - http://ping.fm/ZHB5i - Jason Calacanis my friend (hopefully), my mentor :)
race has not started yet... probably to windy :( http://ping.fm/NR0FF

Friday, May 30, 2008

Check out the Red Bull Air Race - nothing is happening now. I will keep it up all weekend! http://ping.fm/NR0FF

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

my 2c worth about Mahalo VLOG Idol http://ping.fm/Wtrca plus more later on tonight
I am about to dive into Drupal ... any suggestions?

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

And now a word from our sponsor… http://ping.fm/tojsj

Sunday, May 25, 2008

ok world... you have to post a comment on this blog post right now - http://ping.fm/Ov2XV - OMG to funny!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

I am looking for a WordPress theme that is 4th of July based,,, can anyone help me plz?? thanks!!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Hi from Bluepulse! It's been another busy busy few weeks at Bluepulse HQ since our last newsletter. We've been all hands on deck working on upgrades and improvements to Bluepulse, blogging and delivering a truckload of mobile messages! > Upcoming ChangesSoon, well, very soon, we are rolling out some exciting upgrades to Bluepulse. We don't want to spoil the surprise quite yet, so suffice it to say that managing your incoming and outgoing messages is about to get a whole lot better, even to friends who aren't on Bluepulse! We'll tell you more about what to expect in a few days. > The Bluepulse Blog(s)Stay up to speed on what we're building, thinking, coding and playing on our blog at http://ping.fm/FnQbY Our own Luke Watson is our Chief Blogger and he writes regularly about Bluepulse events, upcoming product releases, industry news and the general fun and games at Bluepulse HQ. Ben (the guy who started Bluepulse) has started his own blog at http://ping.fm/U6rYT as has our CTO Christopher at http://ping.fm/hbGl1 > Remove From GroupsWe have heard from many of you that you love being in groups on Bluepulse. Whether it's a small group of friends that always want to stay in touch or a larger group that share an interest like cooking or snowboarding, we can tell that you are having a great time. However, if you have found that a certain group is not your cup of tea and you would like to remove yourself from the group, no problem. On Bluepulse, go to friends > groups and you will see the list of groups you have either created or joined. Click on the group you would like to leave, then click 'Remove me from group'.>150,000,000 Messages per month!Last month Bluepulse delivered 150 million messages. That's a 150 million mobile-to-mobile, free, of-any-length messages keeping people connected. That's a lot of busy thumbs. As always, we love hearing from you guys, so if you want to say 'Hi', make a suggestion or just tell us how much you're looking forward to Kung Fu Panda, hit the 'Send feedback' link at the bottom of every page on Bluepulse. Keep it mobile,The Bluepulse Team You're receiving this email because you're a registered user of bluepulse.To stop receiving news from bluepulse, click the following link:http://ping.fm/u4BiP

Thursday, May 22, 2008

ALRIGHT PEEPS!!!! you only have until Sunday (May 25th) at midnight to vote for the next Mahalo VLOG Idol: http://ping.fm/4WCAD do it now!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

WHY I AM STILL AWAKE!!!!!
Mahalo VLOG Idol the polls are now open!! http://ping.fm/8kZp8 - http://ping.fm/Zwmeu

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Talk about Mahalo.com at :http://ping.fm/D2Rns This will be an experimental meeting, so don't except anything to happen that is worth while ;)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Just finished recording the Global Geek News Podcast http://ping.fm/SX5sk with Jeremy ( @pcnerd37 ) and stevegillmor .. great show

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Join me this Sunday for ConnectedGeek's Mahalo Mashup - http://ping.fm/2ICCJ
I can't stop listening to this :) ... awesome job Geoff Smith - http://ping.fm/2qmKX
i want my blackberry to record video NOW!!! does anyone know when the new version of the BB client will be out for the 8300? and then record on http://qik.com
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Monday, May 12, 2008

Mahalo VLOGIdol Finalists - we’re almost done, but are we??? sorry for the dup - http://ping.fm/NwQFj

Sunday, May 11, 2008

please check out : http://ping.fm/xet0M
I am a TWiT - http://ping.fm/LyZmW
still trying to figure out if i like ping.fm yet??? in the mean time, installing winxp via a usb bootable drive
Why do we like this type of communication?? What is so appealing about it??
Happy Mother's Day to all!!!!
Pong pong pongCheck out ping.fm-- Larry Mconnectedgeek@gmail.comMake me a friend on Mahalo Social: http://ping.fm/HIQGj
ping pong test from ping.fm

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Home Theater and MythTV

Today Jason Calacanis and a group of USTEAMERS posted and learned how to create pages and had fun at Mahalo.com

Here are the links were created these pages:

http://www.mahalo.com/mythtv

http://www.mahalo.com/home_theater_pc

and

http://www.mahalo.com/eyetv

:)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Best Evil Robots

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Best Evil Robots

Guide Note: What makes a robot turn evil? Is it a flaw in their programming, some sort of correctable human error? Or is it an inevitable outcome of artificial intelligence, a necessary consequence of humankind's attempts to create life in its own image? For whatever reason, the following robots have all chosen to travel a dark path, using their mechanical advantages against their human masters. Be warned: not all of these videos are appropriate for minors or other sensitive types. We are, after all, talking evil robots here.

Fast Facts:

  1. Incapable of mercy or remorse
  2. Sometimes self-destruct when presented with paradoxes
  3. Frequently feature blinking red eyes
  4. Susceptible to molten steel, explosions, love
  5. Must be capable of self-motility, thus disqualifying HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Mechagodzilla

  • Submitted By: Matts
    • The original Mechagodzilla was a weapon designed by aliens from a black hole known as the Simeons. Disguised with a life-like synthetic Godzilla skin, it ravaged Japan until the true Godzilla appeared and exposed the metallic skin beneath. Eventually, Godzilla teamed with King Cesar and decapitated the menace. The Simeons tried again a year later with a newer model... and much later, a mechanized battledroid made from Godzilla's own DNA turned on its makers to obliterate Tokyo!
    • Extra Credit: The original Mechagodzilla was rated the 15th Best Movie Robot by the Times... even over C-3PO, the T-1000, and Optimus Prime!
  • Google Video: Mechagodzilla (Time: 0:30)
  • Wikipedia: Mechagodzilla
  • Kaiju.boomcoach.com: Mechagodzilla mini-home page
  • Wikizilla: Mechagodzilla 2

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Evil Bill and Ted

  • Submitted By: Lon
    • These evil robot dudes, sent from the future by the insidious Chuck De Nomolos, most heinously try to destroy our heroes and take their place in Wyld Stallions. They look amazingly similar to the Terminator robots underneath their imitation skin...Could the Bill and Ted's and Terminator series be happening in the same universe? Does this mean George Carlin is going to show up in the Sarah Conner Chronicles? That might help liven things up a bit.
  • YouTube: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey trailer (Time: 0:30)
  • Wikipedia: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

Cylons

  • Submitted By: Deanmachine777
    • Apparently they've come out with a new version of Battlestar Galactica? One with human-looking Cylons...with, like, normal eyes and voices?! Hmm...not sure how they could be as sinister as the original '70s version, with that crazy vocoder voice ("By Your Command!") and the one red blip of an eye flittering back and forth across their shiny noggins. OK, so the real Cylons were a bunch of lizards who created the robots that Glen A. Larson ended up calling "Cylons"...call 'em what you will, but those unstoppable hunks of metal—admittedly lite versions of an Imperial stormtrooper—scared the bejeezus out of me in 1978.
  • YouTube: Cylon Screen Test (Time: 0:33)
  • Wikipedia: Cylon (Battlestar Galactica)

Maximillian

  • Submitted By: Nicole gustas
    • Speaking of '70s robots with one red eye, who can forget Maximillian from The Black Hole? Responsible for the first on-camera evisceration in a Disney film, Maximillian tormented weaker robots (poor B.O.B.!), lobotomized the human crew of the Cygnus to make them the captain's slaves, and programmed the escape pod to go straight into the black hole. Plus, when we get a view of Hell at the end of the film, he's Satan. When a robot is Satan, you know he's eeeeeeeeeeevil!
  • Warning: This video is extremely violent.
  • YouTube: The Black Hole (Maximillian eviscerates Dr. Durant (Time: 9:59)
  • Wikipedia: Maximillian (The Black Hole)

The Pink Robots

The Gunslinger

  • Submitted By: Lon:
    • Not to be confused with the Stephen King character of the same name, this "Gunslinger" was portrayed by Yul Brenner in the film Westworld, from novelist Michael Crichton. A theme park attraction run amok, The Gunslinger inspired the similarly-evil Itchy and Scratchy robots from The Simpsons, not to mention the writer's own Jurassic Park, in which non-robot theme park attractions wipe out puny humans. Though programmed to lose every duel to his human adversary, The Gunslinger quickly tires of this pattern and decides instead to kill James Brolin and chase around Richard Benjamin, refusing to give up even after being burned with a torch and melted with acid. He even shows up for the sequel no one bothered to see, Futureworld! Now that's the kind of dedication you can only get with evil robots.
  • YouTube: Westworld: Man vs. Machine (Time: 3:53)
  • IMDb: Westworld WARNING: Pop-up ad

Bigfoot on The Six Million Dollar Man

Hector

  • Submitted By: Kenbothe:
    • Hector the robot is originally built to be an assistant for a space mission, but he soon goes from creepy robot helper to creepy robot homicidal maniac. After taking on the murderous tendencies of his creator, Hector also develops a strong desire for Farrah Fawcett. What results is a chase through the spaceship where somehow a slow, clumsy robot is constantly able to sneak up on everyone.
  • YouTube: Saturn 3 Trailer
  • Wikipedia: Saturn 3

Cut Man

  • Submitted By: Lon:
    • Surely the most villainous of all the Robot Masters from the Mega Man series of video games, Cut Man was initially designed by Dr. Light to perform deforestation work. So already, even if he fulfilled his original intended duty, it's kind of evil, and involves killing. The fact that he turns truly nasty and tries to slice our tiny blue hero just puts him right over the top, not to mention how clearly he enjoys his cruel work, clapping every time he tosses his scissors at you. I mean, who would even design a robot named "Cut Man"? You just know that machine's going to run amok and try to kill humans. It's right there in the name! He'll cut you!

T-1000

  • Submitted By: Adam:
    • A list of the best evil robots simply isn't complete without including the T-1000 from Terminator 2. The T-1000 is constructed of mimetic poly-alloy, or liquid metal, and can shape shift into almost any form. It can transform its hands into blades (also the "Jaws of Life"), absorb shotgun blasts, and even mimic fat security guards... plus, it looks hella cool when it runs!
  • YouTube: Terminator 2 (Time: 8:05)
  • IMDb: T-1000 (Character)
  • Wikipedia: T-1000

Bicentennial Man

  • Submitted By: C.k.
    • I defy anyone to watch the trailer for Bicentennial Man without feeling your soul in peril. Not only is Bicentennial Man singlehandedly responsible for destroying Robin Williams' career, but it's just plain evil through and through. Director Chris Columbus must be a sick, depraved individual to have thought: "Hey, I think I'll follow up on Mrs. Doubtfire with a sequel of sorts. Except instead of a cross-dressing man invading the privacy of his ex-wife's life, I'll have a robot, played by the same actor, infiltrate a family! Over the course of 200 years, he can trick everyone into acknowledging him as a sentient being, all the while waiting and biding his time, trying to marry the youngest daughter of the family! Then when that doesn't work out, I'll have him fall in love with her daughter!" Creepy! Meanwhile, as we all know from The Terminator franchise, sentient robots = doomsday.
  • YouTube: Bicentennial Man (Time: 2:39)
  • IMDb: Bicentennial Man (1999)

Lore

  • Submitted By: Nicole gustas:
    • On Star Trek: The Next Generation, kindly, loving android Data (played by Brent Spiner) had an evil twin. Don't they all? Lore (also conveniently played by Brent Spiner) was, unlike Data, merciless, amoral, and lacking an off switch. He wiped out an entire planet, killed his creator, Noonien Soong (also conveniently played by Brent Spiner...notice a trend?), and, oh yeah, created a personal army of Borg to kill everyone in the universe for his own personal amusement while brainwashing Data to assist him in galactic domination. Yes, he's so evil he makes Data bad and the Borg even more evil than they were in the first place! And he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that darn Picard!
  • YouTube: Datalore preview
  • Memory Alpha: Lore

Sentinels

  • Submitted By: Lon
    • Three-story-tall killing machines primarily concerned with wiping out X-Men, The Sentinels are despised even by their creator, Dr. Bolivar Trask. Originally designed to protect humanity from the threat of mutants, the Sentinels (as all fictitious robots do) soon turned on their master, deciding that...wait for it...the only way to save humanity was to rule over it. This seems to happen all the time. Perhaps robot inventors should just create a little bit of code reminding their creations that humanity is better served by being free than imprisoned, even if a firm robot hand is the most efficient way of keeping us all in line. These guys are so evil, they're bent on world domination without even being self-aware! Beat that, Cyberdyne Systems!
  • YouTube: X-Men: The Animated Series: Night of the Sentinels, Part 1 (Time: 10:00)
  • Wikipedia: Sentinel (comics)

RepliCarter

  • Submitted By: Nicole gustas:
    • The show Stargate SG-1 never met a Star Trek trope it didn't take to the next level. Much like Lore, RepliCarter is an evil duplicate of the show's super-brainy scientist-soldier (Sam Carter). She kills her creator, makes a murderous cybernetic army follow her, and starts an intergalactic war to remake the universe in her own image. Sound familiar? But Lore wishes he had her power. Multitasking like some evil cybernetic soccer mom, she sends spidery robots around the galaxy to do her evil bidding and destroy everyone while sticking a free hand into Daniel Jackson's brain to get all his knowledge. She's so evil, she gets the humans and the Goa'uld to stop hatin' on each other and join together to fight her. And she kills Daniel Jackson along the way - but doesn't everyone?
  • YouTube: Stargate SG-1: Reckoning trailer
  • The Stargate Omnipedia: Replicator Carter

Pimpbot 5000

  • Submitted By: Lon
    • A long-time guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Pimpbot 5000 proves that it really is hard out here for a pimp, even one with an automated switchblade and advanced wiring. Though his penchant for physical violence and rampant misogyny is entirely evil, Pimpbot's hardly the most effectual robot villain on this list...no matter how many rhymed threats he dispensed, he never did collect all that money Conan apparently owed him. You've got to admit, though, he embodies the flair of a 1970's street pimp expertly.
  • Motto: "Got a brand new high speed modem and a silver-plated scrotum."

The Robot from "We're In Business"

  • Submitted By: Markf
    • This music video by Andrew Thompson is proof that you should never, never fool yourself into thinking it is okay to love or befriend a robot. If you let them into your life, they will only cause ruin. This video is a warning...
  • YouTube: Andrew Thompson's We're In Business Music Video

Megatron

  • Submitted By: Andy
    • If all of the evil robots in the universe were to get together for one final no-holds-barred cage match, I'd have to put my money on the megalomaniacal, gun-wielding mechanoid known as Megatron. As the leader of the super-evil Decepticons, Megatron is known throughout the universe for his brutal wit and ruthless devotion to the eradication of all nice robots. Add to that the fact that he can transform himself into a Walther P38 (the service pistol used by Nazis in WW2) and you have one evil robot.
  • Motto: "Peace Through Tyranny!"

SID 6.7

  • Submitted By: Travis
    • "Just because I'm carrying the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends." What happens when you take 183 personalities consisting of serial killers, terrorist and tyrants and place them into an android? You get SID 6.7 - Sadistic, Intelligent, Dangerous. Designed to test and train the Los Angeles police in a virtual reality world, SID jumps into the real world so he can have fun by say, conducting the screams of hostages like an orchestra. Hey, whoever said an artificially intelligent psychopathic killer can't be cultured?
  • Motto: "Time to Die."

Chopping Mall Robots

  • Submitted By: Kenbothe:
    • It sounds like a fun enough idea: break into the local shopping mall for an after-hours, alcohol fueled teen sex party. But instead of your typical rent-a-cop security guards patrolling the mall, you have little killer robots. That'll turn any party sour. These little buggers shoot to kill (with lasers!) without warning. Don't even think about trying to swipe pennies from the fountain.
  • YouTube: Chopping Mall Trailer
  • Wikipedia: Chopping Mall
  • IMDb: Chopping Mall

Science Officer Ash

  • Submitted By: Jonathan h
    • Not only was Alien ahead of its time in terms of the science fiction macabre, but it also foreshadowed a frequent villain that would pop up during the '80s: The Evil Corporate Tool. Ash (portrayed by Ian Holm), was untrustworthy right from the start, but only Ellen Ripley had the foresight and instinctual distrust of medical officers to suspect that he was really a white-blooded android programmed by Weyland-Yutani to bring back discovered alien life forms at all costs. At all costs, in this case, meant the lives of seven crew members (plus Jones, but who cares about the cat?)
    • "You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."
  • Wikipedia: Ash from Alien

ED-209

  • Submitted By: Lon
    • Robocop's greatest adversary, ED-209, was designed to protect people. Instead, first chance he gets, he malfunctions and starts murdering greedy corporate executives. Actually, on second thought, ED might not be evil at all. Perhaps he just got a bit confused. It'd be an easy enough mistake to make.
  • Warning: This video is extremely violent.
  • YouTube: Robocop: ED-209 (Time: 3:03) WARNING: This video is extremely violent
  • Wikipedia: ED-209

IG-88

  • Submitted By: Jonathan h
    • Despite Star Wars' complete alteration of the science fiction landscape, the series has relatively few evil robots (General Grievous is too new to appear on this list, and Darth Vader is still technically human.) Thank goodness for IG-88, the softspoken bounty hunter robot whose head looks like a cotton candy machine. It may have looked as though Darth Vader was bellowing "No Disintegrations" only to Boba Fett, but IG-88's ears (err...chrome mic phalanges?) were certainly wide open. According to post-saga literature, IG-88 followed Boba Fett to Cloud City, where the more experienced bounty hunter destroyed him. They should have listened to Admiral Piett when he said "Bounty Hunters, we don't need their scum."
  • YouTube: An actual tribute to this walking paper clip (Time: 3:19)
  • Wookieepedia: IG-88

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Guide Note: What makes a robot turn evil? Is it a flaw in their programming, some sort of correctable human error? Or is it an inevitable outcome of artificial intelligence, a necessary consequence of humankind's attempts to create life in its own image? For whatever reason, the following robots have all chosen to travel a dark path, using their mechanical advantages against their human masters. Be warned: not all of these videos are appropriate for minors or other sensitive types. We are, after all, talking evil robots here.

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  1. Incapable of mercy or remorse
  2. Sometimes self-destruct when presented with paradoxes
  3. Frequently feature blinking red eyes
  4. Susceptible to molten steel, explosions, love
  5. Must be capable of self-motility, thus disqualifying HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey

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